July 10, 2007

Email 18 (him/her)

One of the best emails yet

Hey that was bullshit!i hate that word lesbian,i imagine wht u most hav
gone thru wth her be a lesbian.....,yea it was living in the
uk...friends and relatives.....i missed them all,is just that it was my
family that i need most,so tht was y i had to move to the the state and
it been all gone accept for when i lost my dad...,yea it rain alots in
the uk,i live in leicester when i was there.i will take u for ur word
that ur intention are honorable,u d sound caring,i like tht about u,my
ex never did,i gav him everything,i was sincere wth him,i mean i never
cheated on him but still,he did'nt appreciate all that,he lied to me,he
cheated on me....hunny it was a terrible experience....and i hate to
talk about it,am just happy am off it now,i just wannacontinue wth my
life cos i know the future hav better theings for me....,as for wht am
looking for,i need love and care,am open hearted gurl and was asme for
my man,i want a relationship.....i true relationship,i wanna hav my
family,i happy home wth grreat kids and my expectation is to meet the
right person and be happy wth him......kelly

Posted by Crumpy at 11:20 AM

Email 17 (from me)

My past relationship ended when my ex-girlfriend decided she was a lesbian. It really hurt me. It must have been fun living in the UK. I heard it rains a lot there. Where did you live there. I expect us to have a good time when we meet up. my intentions are honorable! I want a relationship that about helping each other! I love to help people! How did your last relationship end? What are you looking for? What are you expecting?
-J

Posted by Crumpy at 11:14 AM

Email 16 (from her/him)

Good to hear ur work is goin on well,nice job u got,i do like bruce
lee,but i never had to the chance to watch most of is movies.No i was
born in needville(tx) but i grew up in the uk and later came back to
the state after my family re-union,so if been travelling all the
way...,so wht up?tell me about ur past relationship babe?ur
expectations on our meeting,ur intention about wht u want in ur
relationship?

Same email sent twice

Posted by Crumpy at 11:14 AM

Email 15 (from her/him)

Good to hear ur work is goin on well,nice job u got,i do like bruce
lee,but i never had to the chance to watch most of is movies.No i was
born in needville(tx) but i grew up in the uk and later came back to
the state after my family re-union,so if been travelling all the
way...,so wht up?tell me about ur past relationship babe?ur
expectations on our meeting,ur intention about wht u want in ur
relationship?

My intention is to waste your time

Posted by Crumpy at 11:13 AM

Email 14 (from me)

Work is going good. I am a vice president of a telecommunications and engineering company. I am originally from Virginia. I am no way related to Bruce Lee. Do you like Bruce Lee? I like Bruce Lee. Were you born in Bradford? When do you come back to the states?

Love,
J

Through in a love here just to be cute

Posted by Crumpy at 11:11 AM

Email 13 (him/her)

Hunny is ok,i hope u send pics of u when u get back from work,i dont hv
a yahoo messager for now,i will try and load it later in the day,so we
can talk there,so hw is ur work goin?where do u work?where are u
originally from?u sent bruce lee pics,are u related in any way?am still
babe.

Yeah he is my uncle! Can't you tell I'm Chinese!?!

Posted by Crumpy at 11:11 AM

email 12 (from me)

Must have sent the wrong picture. I will send the correct picture once I get home from work. Do you have a yahoo messenger name?

Posted by Crumpy at 11:09 AM

email 11 (from her/him)

Utoh. I got busted. I didn't think they would look at it.

Hi dear,is that u on that pics?or bruce lee,u really funny.

Posted by Crumpy at 11:08 AM

email 10 (from me)

I sent her a pic!

here is my picture.

bruce_lee.jpg

Posted by Crumpy at 11:07 AM

Email 9 (from me)

More better, and emale. hehe

Can I talk to you on yahoo. that would be more better than emale

Posted by Crumpy at 11:01 AM

email 8 (from her/him)

Good to hear back from u,i was just about goin to bed when i saw ur
email,thanks for appreciating my pics and pls do send me more of urs,i
will love to meet wth u too and see hw it goes from there,are still
online,the internet here is so poor,i think i will hav to load yahoo
,may that we be faster......so wht did u do today?any thing new?tell me
more about urs genaral,ur past?any plns for the future wth ur
partner?wht are ur expectations in ur ideal woman?well i will be on for
a while b4 goin to bed,hope u write back soon....ur lovin kelly.

Posted by Crumpy at 11:00 AM

email 7 (from me)

Wow those pictures are really small, but you are so pretty. I would really like to meet you!

Posted by Crumpy at 10:58 AM

email 6 (from her/him)

Good to hear back from u so soon,i did attached the pics to u,i guess
it did'nt go thru,i will hav to attach the pics again,am back online.i
hope u like the pics.

I will not post the pics because I don't know who they really are. But they were 5 to 8k and thumbnails. There was 3 and one was a different person. Whoops!

Posted by Crumpy at 10:57 AM

Email 5 (from me)

The pictures weren't attached to her last email

I didn't get the picture you attached would you mind sending them again? I would love to meet.

Posted by Crumpy at 10:55 AM

Email 4 (from me)

So you in Africa right now?
-J

Posted by Crumpy at 10:54 AM

third email

Now check out their broken English reply. This is supposed to be someone who is a native english speaker

Hi dear.

Thanks 4 ur reply,sorry i could reply ur mail before now,i just came
back from my shopping not quite longs,it was all good ....find some nice
art works........,so tell me ,hw re u doin today?hw was ur weekend?4
me...........am just doin great here,my weekend was pretty good,i was
not havin much to do today,so i did some sightseeing here ,it was
really funful,u
sound like someone i will really love to meet,i think u need to know
more about meam Kelly,am
27,still single,never married,kids and i hope to some day wth the right
person and i live in bradford(PA)
and and am america ,the only child of my parent,though i lost my dad in
a fatal motor acident some months
back,so is just me and my mum,and am into sales and suplies of art
works(antiques),is a family
things anyway,and i just re-open the art gallary that my dad use to run
b4 he ''deaded'' in bradford,but
am not comfortable there........... so intend relocating out(due to
some personal reason anyway ) to
somewhere else,where i find my perfect match..............,a man that
will lov and care 4 me,someone
that we will leave together,share a home together,share one
heart,someone that we will always be
there 4 each other,a sincere person that will appreciate me,that was
why i placed my search in Arlington,(VA)
My interest re going out 4 site sighting and i like out door game,i
like R n B too,i love to go to the
cenimas and also having candle light dinner wth right person,i like
watching sport ,going 4
hunting,fishing,and also watching movies when am less busy and I place
great importance on
having things in order in my outer world and my inner world. I put a
lot of seriousness into the best
system for getting things done,i don't like dealing with details unless
they enchance or promote my
vision. i'm constantly seeking the meaning and purpose in everything
that i do in life.am presently
out of State ,i came to africa(nigeria) some days back,i came to shop 4
my art gallary,but as soon as
am thru ,i will be comming back to the US,so i look 4ward getting to
know u better,i will love to see
more of ur pics and i will attach some pics to u as soon as sort them
out,look 4ward learning more
about u,tell me more about ur self,u can always mail me here,take care
of ur self and have a
wonderful day.....kelly

Nigeria should set off alarms

Posted by Crumpy at 10:53 AM

First reply

I made a mistake and deleted her/his first email. This was my reply to bait them.


Hey, how are you? My name is John. Sorry about the email thing.

So where are you originally from, or are you originally from this area? I have lived in this area all my life. So what do you look for in a guy

-J

Posted by Crumpy at 10:46 AM

How to bust a scammer.

Below you will find me busting a scammer. Some beautiful women contacted me about being in a relationship out of the blue. I decided to play along. Enjoy! I will post updates as they come in.

My bad grammar and spelling is intentional

Posted by Crumpy at 10:43 AM